Bonjour! I have not died.

I did in in fact emerge from Charles de Gaulle airport victorious, and then became swamped with real life stuff like family and holidays and scarfing down Mexican food while I was still in California and it was still scarf-able. But a new post will be up soon, and not to be arrogant or anything, but I'm sure that it will be charming and hilarious and worth the wait. So, just hang in there. I promise I will stop having a life soon, and post.