Thursday, June 2, 2011

ABORT, ABORT



Boyfriend: "I just saw a headline that says 'Vaginal Steam Bath Finds a Place Among Southern California Spa Options."
Me: "Hmmmm. What does that mean?"
Boyfriend: "I don't know. I'm going to click on it."

Twenty seconds of suspense later:

Boyfriend: "The first word was 'pungent.' So I stopped reading."

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Number two on the Weird Article Title ranking goes to: "Fearsome Lawn Ornament Shot Dead by Cops." No joke. 

1 comment:

  1. i just read it and the "pungent" refers to the "tea"....not to the "V"....though really...i mean...

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