My Favorite Billboards Approaching Las Vegas, Nevada

In Vegas, waiting in the taxi line to leave our hotel. Our feet already hurt. Bad sign.

          To break up the monotony of the four hour drive from LA to Las Vegas, and to provide a point of interest in the vast nothingness of the Nevada desert, there are tons of billboards on the way. Here are a few of the highlights:

• "What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas. Free STD check, 2 miles."

• "GOD DOESN'T EXIST. www.atheism.com"

• "BUY GUNS HERE. Shoot a machine gun for free!"

• "EXTREME MIDGET WRESTLING" [Picture of midget in crazy costume. Underneath midget are the words "ACTUAL SIZE"]

           Unfortunately, we didn't partake of any guns, STD checks, atheism, or extreme midget wrestling tickets, despite how tempting that last one turned out to be. What we did get were some pretty rockin' 50 cent fake mustaches from Del Taco when we stopped to use the bathroom:

We planned to wear them down to the pool at some point to take sexy mustache pictures in our bathing suits, but we kept forgetting. This will have to do.