How does one react when they are a 23 year old girl who has just spent a little under a year stuffing her face with eclairs and cheese, only to cram herself into a bathing suit a mere two weeks after her return, and march outside where everyone can see the flub she has tried to tame by doing sit-ups (twice) since she got back?
Short answer: badly. The medium length answer is to shout "No, from the chest up! Take the photo from the CHEST. UP."
The longer answer involves pictures.
This is what I looked like at the pool in Vegas:
|Note the strategic use of the water line.|
This is what I felt like at the pool in Vegas:
The only thing I can say is, at least I'm tanner than a hippopotamus.