Harem Pants, Je Vous Déteste

          Harem pants are dumb, and the silhouette looks awful. There is no simpler way to put it. Best case scenario, you come out looking like Aladdin. My friend Stefany, who has an eye for such things, (by which I mean 1) trends, and 2) people who should be relentlessly mocked) once described harem pants by saying that it looked like they pooped their pants. Ever since then, the idea was stuck in my head. For the rest of my time in France, when I'd see an otherwise-chic girl on the street with a cool attitude, I would see her harem pants and involuntarily envision that her diaper was getting a little too heavy and needed a change. It can really ruin a fashionista's mystique. 

Try imagining it! It makes street fashion pictures approximately 85.346% more amusing:

She knows what she did.